If you really love me you’ll buy me this.

Remember the pain?

New song from Röyksopp called “Senior Living”. I like that they’re changing things up a bit.

The justification to ban the mosque is no more rational than banning a soccer field in the same place because all the suicide bombers loved to play soccer.

Ron Paul to Sunshine Patriots: Stop Your Demagogy About The NYC Mosque!

Of course, he’s trying to convince people who think the US was attacked for being “a Christian nation” so I doubt anyone will come around.

Did-You-Know-Bats 10: Marmosets

I only got 8. :(

(via fuckyeahmath)

Date with a Virgo

This bird is a ham.

“Tequila! Tequila! Tequi-Tequi-Tequila!”

I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Mitch Hedberg