Oh, hey there cobra. Me? Nah, just looking around for some food. Nice weather today, eh? … Yeah, I know what you mean. Hey, have you ever been BITTEN IN THE FACE BAM MOTHERFUCKER YOU DEAD!

“Sorry, sir. We can’t serve you any more alcohol.”

“Ssssssssssss…”

XKCD guest comic from the guy who does Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal? Yes please!

It’s like getting an extra 26 voteys. Click through to see the rest.

What the WHAT?

AUSA wasn’t exactly a “taking lots of pictures” con for me.

Here’s three pictures of Cristi dressed as Amelia from that weird Slayers karaoke thing.

Especially episode 3.

It could have been a funeral-home scene out of a “Sopranos” episode. At the wake for crime author Philip Carlo, Tony Danza angrily interrupted the priest, claiming he was talking too much about God and not enough about the best-selling biographer of mass murderers, including Richard Kuklinski and Richard Ramirez, during his eulogy.

A source at Thursday’s wake at Peter C. La Bella Funeral Home in Bensonhurst said the priest — “who said he was a substitute priest from a federal prison, which made some people smirk — started to ramble on and on about religion, quoting the Bible and making mourners uncomfortable.

“Tony, who was one of Carlo’s closest friends, walked right up to the priest and said angrily, ‘Excuse me, but this is not about you. It’s supposed to be about my friend, and if you can’t do that, maybe you should let someone else speak!’

If it will be possible to purchase and play Red Alarm on a 3DS, I will buy one.

This is to journalism what Bernie Madoff was to investment: He told his customers what they wanted to hear, and by the time they learned the truth, their money was gone.

Ted Koppel, describing MSNBC and Fox News