So I can snuggle them in heaven! Mmm mmm!

IBM commissioned Errol Morris and Phillip Glass to make a documentary about early computers. Yes.

Anyone care to watch Johnny Dangerously tonight?

scottlava:

“I’ve decided what to do with my life. I wanna be a cleaner.”

Tell you what you do: you just start your countdown, and old Bucky'll be back here before you can say "Blast off!"

Via IF WE DON'T, REMEMBER ME.

Sara:

Are you reeling in the East?

Me:

don't know where to … maaaaa

are you gatherin' up you … geeese?

Sara:

did you have enough of....pieeeee

I know that Loughner had a history of extreme dislike for representative Giffords. I just can’t believe he got that from a map drawn up by Sarah Palin or the bug-eyed-baby ravings of Glenn Beck.

Henry Rollins

My all-time favorite scene from a sitcom.

P.S. Fuck Andy Dick.