September 1st
“Shoot, a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”
“Target in sight! Where in hell is Major Kong?”
August 30th
Mini Model Camera
If you really love me you’ll buy me this.
August 28th
New song from Röyksopp called “Senior Living”. I like that they’re changing things up a bit.
August 27th
The justification to ban the mosque is no more rational than banning a soccer field in the same place because all the suicide bombers loved to play soccer.
Ron Paul to Sunshine Patriots: Stop Your Demagogy About The NYC Mosque!
Of course, he’s trying to convince people who think the US was attacked for being “a Christian nation” so I doubt anyone will come around.
August 25th
Can you simplify these fractions in two minutes?
I only got 8. :(
(via fuckyeahmath)
August 23rd
Date with a Virgo
This bird is a ham.
“Tequila! Tequila! Tequi-Tequi-Tequila!”
August 22nd
I do not
- Maggie:
- You seriously didn't notice my hair changed?
- Me:
- What did it look like before?
- Maggie:
- Completely different!
- Me:
- Hey, do I look like your boyfriend?
